Saturday, April 12, 2008

Return of the Enviro-Crime scene (aka An Inconvenient Couch)

A welcome return to an old favourite, seen stuck to a discarded sofa today -





This bollocks is so wrong in so many different ways it's difficult to know where to start...

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9 comments:

Alex Fear said...

Awesome, so why didn't they clean it up?

WTF if this is a crime then it's comparible to leaving a bloody corpse lying out with a sticker saying "murderdeathcrime".

So what next, Crimestoppers? Is it for a reconstruction of events?

This country is getting pathetic.

jon doy said...

i can't wait until An Inconvenient Couch comes out

Tom said...

Is it bonfire night again already?

Stef said...

@jd - nice title...

jon doy said...

avec le plaisir :)

ziz said...

As an ex-vendor / specifier of label stock, I hate to think what adhesive has been chosen which must adhere to virtally any surface, resistant to rain,oil.petrol, hydraulic brake fluid, urine, sick, time.

Labels are always cut from larger sheets and the resulting gash labelstock is one of the most difficult wastes to get rid of.

One of the principal reasons for becoming an ex - vendor.

However the undercover EnvirocrimeBusters , emboldened and re-inforced by RIPA powers will soon have the DNA samples off to the lab - arrests expected any month soon.

Don't fucking laugh.

Stef said...

More on the Prim RIPAs and their never-ending struggle against 3yr old terrorists here

lwtc247 said...

shouldn't the envirocrime poster be fined for littering?
The TESCOness of the label didn't escape me.

An Invonventient couch. LOL. Although you must admit man made global sitting is a problem! I see effort afoot to preserve a hefty quota for western sitting paid for by third world standing.

And yeah, where's all the bloody CCTV action crap? It has been proved that CCTV does not stop armchair dumping. Neither does it stop anything else other than a healthy and free society!

Wouldn't it be funny if an organised group of disguised people regularly sprayed the apatature of ALL London camera on a regular basis in protest at the fascism prevolent today?

jon doy said...

Although you must admit man made global sitting is a problem! I see effort afoot to preserve a hefty quota for western sitting paid for by third world standing.

hahaha - nice analoungy