Saturday, April 12, 2008

Mess with Your Head

Trippy UK ad encouraging people to self-medicate with Trident Soft chewing gum...





The closing screen is a doozy...




...particularly when you consider that the makers of Trident see fit to sweeten their products with sorbitol, Mannitol, Sucralose, Acesulfame potassium and aspartame! That's a cocktail of five different tumour-inducing, behaviour modifying chemicals in just one stick of gum

a bargain

chewy too



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23 comments:

Anonymous said...

THIS IS TRIPZ who posts hate messages at the3arguidos.

http://johnnybudz.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=28


What drives a person from New York, with a glitzy lifestyle, to post its venom and drivel into a hate messageboard against a random british couple of doctors whom he has never met/never will meet?


http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/JohnBudz/?action=view¤t=Johnny-Budz-One-Page.jpg

JOHNNY BUDZ here

http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/JohnBudz/?action=view¤t=lucasbudz.jpg

UNLESS, OF COURSE, TRIPZ IS ANOTHER ALIAS OF NBRADO, THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE FORUM

Johnnybudz.com

Registrant:
John Budz
New Jersey 08861
United States

THIS WAS POSTED BY *TRIPZ* - ""How does your visit to a separate entity on a business park 4 times a week equate to a reassurance that the forensics weren't interfered with..my logic can't get around this comment..elaborate please
""


BUT HIS PROFILE AT 3a ALWAYS SAYS ***OFFLINE*** WHEN HE HAS JUST POSTED A MESSAGE. HOW DOES THAT WORK I WONDER????

I JUST READ A BIT ON THE BLOG OF JOHNNY BUDZ. APPARENTLY, HE IS NOW NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY CDs of HIS OWN CHOICE AT HIS PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT. I THINK HE IS PARTING COMPANY WITH HIS RADIO STATION

MAKES SENSE THAT HE SEEMS TO BE FEELING A BIT REDUNDANT SO HE NEEDS TO POST INTO AN OBSCURE FORUM AT THE 3a. - HE FEELS COMFORTABLE IN A LITTLE POND.

*TRIPZ* LIKES OFFICIATING IN HIS LITTLE JAM JAR

HAHAHA, IN RESPONSE TO TRIPZ’S INANE COMMENT ABOUT THE FENS BEING AN IRRELEVANCE AND A NO-PLACE, AN AREA HE HAS NEVER HEARD OF, BEING THAT HE IS LIVING THE GOOD LIFE IN NEW YORK - TICKET SAYS:

“TRY LOOKING AT A MAP TRIPZ – GOOGLE MAPS COULD BE YOUR FRIEND HERE. HELL OF A LOT OF FARMLAND HERE IN THE EAST-ANGLIA WASH REGIONS. RIGHT NEXT DOOR ACTUALLY.” PRICELESS!!!


POSTED INTO 3ARGUIDOS.NET BY TRIPZ (Johnny budz, the D.J. FROM NEW YORK) POSTED AT 5.30 P.M U.K. TIME but Tripz says Good Morning from New York

“”
Good Morning All Firstly very informative OP merci Stinky. Secondly I noticed a recognizable change in the wind direction this morning, could this be the beginning of the end to this insane circus the mcs have being touring with...We can only hope the ''dogs of war'' are having their muzzles removed and go for the kill shortly.[metaphorically speaking]...

“”
Any insane circuses going on in Europe should have no impact on TRIPZ’s life whatsoever. Tripz has been got at by the US government. He can no longer play CD’s of his own choice at his place of employment. He is given a list of music and musicians to promote, presumably all pre-vetted by the US Government. Surely, he should be working on his own impotence at preventing the loss of freedoms in his own country.

Anonymous said...

*TRIPZ* (JOHNNY BUDZ) HERE:

JOHNNYBUDZ

THIS IS TRIPZ who posts hate messages at the3arguidos.


JOHNBUDZ

JOHNNY BUDZ here

JOHNBUDZ

UNLESS, OF COURSE, TRIPZ IS ANOTHER ALIAS OF NBRADO, THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE FORUM

jon doy said...

that ad is lobotomazing

paul said...

Long and head spinning article by the great Keith Harmon Snow with star apperarance by fat lachrymose grave robbing cunt Feargal Keane

Alistair Cooke said...

When you go will yooooo send back
A letter from Amerika
Take a look at the NAFTA superhighway
From Mexico to Canada

ziz said...

Paul : Knowledge of the Rwandan conflict = 0. Rochdale has a large colony of such refugees who have what amounts to a uniform. The men wear very decent Crombie overcoats, have very elaborate footwear, and what appears to be expensive casual clothing. They seem to have pockets full of mobile phones.

There seem to be 2 sorts of ladies who accompany them 1.Very large "market mamas" in a form of dress, alien to us but probbly conforms to African Haute Couture their patent leather high heels shoes one suspects, like their partners garb had probbly not passed through Oxfam's hands.

2. Younger ladies with exotic tonsures involving dyes, plaits, corn braiding wit but sharing the same shoe supplier. Jeans and tops that are probbly several sizes too small.

A friend involved with the EFL program tells of students from 65 countries speaking some 50 odd languages pass through their classes. Their expressed views would suggest that these populations have a sizeable core of people whose veracity, documentation and refugee history is exotic, frightening and totally uncheckable.

You may have seen some figures recently re the Falinge and Central ward in Rochdale regarding male unemployment which includes the famour tower blocks often called the Seven Sisters.

There is currently much concern at the rise in "suicidalists" defenestrating themselves.'Shocking' pattern of suicides at town flats
Laura Shannon / Rochdale Observer
22/ 3/2008

http://tinyurl.com/6fsu98

The last sentence (yes - finally reached) "In the lastest show of military and political support for terrorist partners serving the U.S. military expansion and natural resource plundered from Africa, the Pentagon in late 2007 extended the Kagame government a military training package worth $7-12 million. When President Bush was in Kigali in 2008, the Pentagon extended another $12 million ‘aid’ package for ‘peacekeeping’ training in Darfur—a euphemism for exporting terrorism of the RPF kind."

Is of course no surprise and fits in with AFRICOMM's ambitions. Presumably Dubya had the plans for the US base in his hand luggage. This may shed some light from another perspective.
http://tinyurl.com/5vmpa3

Quite where the Irish Tinker fits in (albeit ennobled) other than in his useful idiot role (like another homme sauvage from Dublin) as compassion groupie, it is difficult to say.

A conversation between him and Dubya has fascinating possibilities of misunderestimentationism.

paul said...

A conversation between him and Dubya has fascinating possibilities of misunderestimentationism.

He'd be hard pressed to top Matthew Frei, he was so full of himself after his audience with the decider guy, I thought he would burst!

Merkin said...

Stef, as part of the house clearing process I am going through the Library.
Today, I was reading a book by Fitzroy McLean, fine, which predated my travels through the Caucasus.
Interestingly, he talks about the 'alkies' using toothpaste as a way to achieve 'oblivion' when alcohol is not available.
Any info?
hahahahahahahahah ie which brand?

33_hertz said...

http://myaspartameexperiment.com/

Mess with Your Head, indeed!

ziz said...

Examined the packaging which is identical to many medicines, I note that it has the message SUGAR FREE

Stef said...

"Aspartame is a very sophisticated, clever drug. So, first off, let me point out that this sophisticated, clever drug could never have been “discovered” accidentally..."

Anonymous said...

THIS IS A LEAK BY THE PORTUGUESE POLICE. THE MCCANNS WOULD NOT RELEASE THIS INFORMATION AND RAIN ON THEIR PARADE IN BRUSSELS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=559328&in_page_id=1770

DAILYMAIL


WE ALREADY KNEW THAT THE MCCANNS HAD LEFT THEIR CHILDREN ASLEEP IN THE APARTMENT AND IT IS NOW VERIFIED BY THE LEICESTERSHIRE POLICE THAT THEY AND THE TAPAS 7 MADE REGULAR CHECKS ON ALL THEIR CHILDREN.

THE BONE OF CONTENTION HAS ALWAYS BEEN THAT THE PORTUGUESE POLICE SAY THAT THE MCCANNS HAVE ACCIDENTALLY KILLED THEIR CHILD AND COVERED THEIR TRACKS. IN ORDER TO CARRY OUT THIS SUBTERFUGE THEY WOULD NEED TO HAVE SUPER-HUMAN SKILLS THAT NOBODY ELSE POSSESSES. HOW COULD THEY HIDE A BODY FOR 25 DAYS WHILST BEING FOLLOWED NIGHT AND DAY BY THE PRESS AND POSSIBLY THEIR MOVEMENTS WERE ALREADY BEING SCRUTINISED BY THE PORTUGUESE UNDERCOVER POLICE FROM DAY ONE.

“”
CHIEF INSPECTOR PAULO REBELO IS LIKELY TO TELL PROSECUTORS THAT NO NEW EVIDENCE HAS BEEN UNCOVERED IN HOURS OF INTERVIEWS BY THE LEICESTERSHIRE POLICE.
“”

“”
IT WAS REVEALED THAT ALIPIO RIBEIRO, NATIONAL DIRECTOR OF THE POLICIA JUDICIARIA, HAD INTERRUPTED INTERVIEWS IN LEICESTERSHIRE WITH THE “TAPAS SEVEN” TO TELL THE MCCANNS’ FRIENDS OF HIS OWN ANGER AT THE LEAK.

“”

The Two Albinos said...

Who cares what was "revealed?" Is this not getting a bit silly now?

jon doy said...

speaking as someone who had a near-miss with the world of advertising, i would say that coke shovelling copy writing ad execuwhores put that "mess with you head" closing shot in as in part a disclaimer - they are telling you the truth about what this shit will do - and in part as something to giggle about between lines - as in "hahaha, the blind purchasemonkeys don't realise we've told them NOT to buy this shit, but they will, 'cos we're, basically, god"

brings to mind the advert for the (and sorry to swastikawagen drivers everywhere, but it's true) undrivable audi s3 or s4 - i forget which, it featured a charging bull running to the camera against a dark, funeralesque background, the bull transformed into the front of the audi which just barely stops before smacking into the lens

anyone who has the potential to drive like they mean it, who's driven other bahnwagens such as beemers, will (should) know what i'm talking about when i say that audis have, for a very long time, been tramlining, shit steering, wooden brake feeling lumps of poo

get out of shape on a bad apex bend, with a shitty camber, in the wet, in an audi, with it's bakerlite tyres, and you'll be spinning the wheel and wondering if the brake pedal has any other response other than FULL ON !! or full off, wishing you'd bought something else...still though, you can always breathe in the phthalates off the dash and admire the engineering of the switchgear if sawing at the wheel and mashing the brakes gets boring as something to do before you test out the airbags

anyway, the audi advert was warning you the car was crap, believe it or not

disclaimers disclaimers everywhere, but not ones you're meant to see

jon doy said...

sorry Stef, making a right mess of your blog today !

paul said...

Here's a link for all you fussy eaters

Stef said...

@jd re. audis

nice logo though

not as good as Alfa's though

Anonymous said...

Economic report: 1) "Bradford & Bingley has denied reports that it is planning to go to the market to raise extra cash to see it through the credit crisis." BBC courtesy of mortgage implodometer, and 2) "Anyone who has read these alerts or the book I co-authored with John Rubino knows that I am expecting a total collapse in the dollar. As I have said many times, the dollar is on the road to the fiat currency graveyard. But the question I am always asked is when will it get there? When will it collapse? The answer is in the above chart – this summer." from James Turk (link may rot over time). Note that from anyone else, I'd think that it was all bollocks.

Strange and scary times.

Stef said...

re. multiple albinos/ arguidos

I must confess that I haven't kept up to speed with all things McCann recently - tbh the only time they interest me is when they are being heavily promoted in the media to the detriment of other issues or to support certain agendas

but if someone wants to post comments/ links as comments on this wee blog they're welcome too as I have and probably will refer to this particular multinational psyop

Stef said...

@anon re. B&B

this could of course simply be an attempt at a bear raid but I advised friends and family to pull out any savings they had in B&B 6 months ago. Not that there would ultimately be much point. If B&B does go down that would be a precursor to pretty much everything else going down

The dollar is toast

Stef said...

re. the toasty dollar...

Don Harold in his trademark workwear-

The Dollar Crumbles Like a Cookie Made with Dirt

Anonymous said...

"but if someone wants to post comments/ links as comments on this wee blog they're welcome too as I have and probably will refer to this particular multinational psyop"


Thank you Stef. You are most generous. Most bloggers complain about a lack of comments in their blogs. I don't agree with promoting commercial stuff/ pharmaceutical enhancements for the male/female appendages and the like,but I do like to discuss current news.

By the way, I like your newsy blog. I forgot to mention that little thing

paul said...


Something even more unsavoury to chew on