Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Nice one Merkin!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

When he tries to "smile" it's fucking horrific isn't it?

Merkin said...

Gro-fucking-tesque, Tom, is the word.

Stef said...

that's putting it very mildly

jon doy™ said...

gordon cunt

Stef said...

that would be less mildly

Anonymous said...

BrNWO(cheers the Antagonist) does the same thing as Bush... he grins before he breaks bad news.

The laugh before you lie.

DE said...

Did you see this comment?

This was on Guido Fawkes blog some months back, before Brown became PM and there was all that fuss about Tom Watson plotting a coup. I enjoyed it so much I saved it


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A highly reliable source reports that the following conversation was heard just before the Chancellor's statement yesterday. Strangely only Gordon Brown was known to be in the room.

"Master, Master looks after us. Master wouldn't hurt us.
Master broke his promise.
Don't ask Gordon. Poor, poor Gordon.
Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksy, false. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him, kill him, kill them both. And then we takes over and WE be the Master. heh heh heh heh!
The fat Deputy. He knows. Eyes always watching.
Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyses. Make him crawl.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Kill them both.
Yes. No, no. It's too risky. It's too risky.

(Voices calling Gordon in the distance)

We could let HER do it.
Yes. She could do it.
Yes, precious, She could. And then we takes it once they're dead.
Once they're dead. Shhhh!

(Loudly) Come on Comrades, long ways to go yet. Gordon will show you the way. Follow me."

As a side note. it is interesting that the Chanceller refers to the Labour party conference with the feminine pronoun.