Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Manhunters
The Scene: A top floor office in New Scotland Yard. Crack FBI psychological profiler Will Graham is briefing Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair and Deputy Assistant Commissioner Peter Clarke on the characteristics of a typical terrorist. In the background a soft rock guitar solo slowly builds to a crescendo as they speak…
Graham: The guy’s going to need transport so he’ll probably have access to a motor vehicle or even… a bus pass
Clarke: Go on. You're getting the old scent back aren't you Will
Graham: … and some travel luggage
Blair: Uncanny, is this how you caught Hannibal Lector?
Graham: He’s also going to want to carry out preliminary reconnaissance and communicate with other terrorists. So he’ll be carrying a digital camera and a cell phone, maybe even… a camera phone
Blair: This is amazing. It’s almost as if you know him personally
Graham: Wait! I haven’t finished yet. He’s also going to have an Internet connection
The backing music is so loud now they’re having to shout at each other
Clarke: Great. We’ll start monitoring and arresting everyone who fits the profile. That’s the last thing the terrorists would want
Graham: And just one more thing…
Clarke: Yes?
Graham: He’s a brown c^nt with a beard
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