Blue Monday

Not wanting to labour a point too much but...

The man most likely to become the next Prime Minister of Britain had a message of hope for mankind today...

Chancellor Gordon Brown is seeking to regain the initiative on the environment with a call for a "new world order" to combat climate change.




Which is the first time he's used the expression New World Order since at least January...

Chancellor Gordon Brown has spoken of the need for a "new world order" to deal with future security and environmental challenges






Answer A. or B. - the man most likely to be the next Prime Minister of Great Britain is either...

A) A big 80s dance music fan

Those who came before me

Lived through their vocations
From the past until completion
They will turn away no more

or

B) A c^nt


And the bonus question is

'Who's the conspiracy lunatic? The person who twitches whenever they hear a particular dodgy expression being used or the scary cyclops bastard who keeps using it in policy speeches?

It's all very weird. People like Brown can openly state that they're working towards a NWO but if anyone comments about it they're a conspiro-loon. How fucked up is that?

Old One-Eye is back

and no, I wouldn't claim that the NWO thing is definitive evidence of some grand unified conspiracy, just the possibility that power-freak bastards tend to hang out with each other, happen to think in very similar ways and get excited by the same kind of ideas...

of course they might wear hoods, chant in Latin and defile small children in the name of Beelzebub whilst doing that, but it's not strictly necessary except maybe on special occasions

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