Saturday, December 16, 2006

Faith in Accidents

Every now and again we get a day when we are treated to a suspicious plethora of news stories, all coming out at once, that seem to owe their coincidence more to design than to accident.

This kind of news management normally takes place on Thursdays.
Not being in the news trade myself, I’m not 100% sure why but I suspect it is something to do with the following day being Poets Day when everyone is thinking about the weekend and that by the time the heavyweight Sunday newspapers are printed Thursday's stories seem a little old.

What intrigues me about last Thursday is which of the many stories on offer was the one being ‘managed’? Or were they all?
  • Tony Blair being interviewed by police as part of their cash for peerages investigation
  • The announcement that the Serious Fraud Office has been instructed to drop its investigation into the multi-zillion pound Al Yamamah arms deals because, to quote the Attorney General "the wider public interest" … " had to be balanced against the rule of law"
  • News that PFI liabilities have risen from £142bn to £156bn since March. Ouch
  • Lord Stevens report into the death of Princess Diana concluding that no foul play was involved
  • George Clooney and Don Cheadle negotiating a relief package for Darfur with the Egyptian government
OK, the George and Don thing arguably lies outside of the scope of the UK news cycle but it was pretty surreal and it made my laugh. And not in a nice way. The BBC covered the story in the Entertainment section of its news site because, as I'm sure everyone can all agree, the situation in Darfur is very entertaining...




Channel 4’s
More4 news programme neatly dealt with the challenges presented by so many competing and significant news stories by the novel expedient of rattling through them very quickly, without favouring any single one over the others, then treating viewers to a nice long special feature on deer poaching in Cumbria instead.





That’s not exactly 100% fair. More4 News did bring on a psychology expert, the amusingly named
Cary Cooper, for a couple of minutes to answer the question


What is it about conspiracy theories that we all love so much? Many people will not be convinced that Diana's death was an accident. I've been talking to a psychologist about why many people would rather believe the conspiracy to the evidence.


Famous Psychologist


This is the same tired old, and heavily loaded question that is always trotted out at the end of any news item or documentary that claims to have put X, Y or Z ‘conspiracy theory’ to rest once and for all.


It’s all very Pavlovian


You like Pavlova You like Pavlova You like Pavlova...


And Mr Cooper didn’t disappoint ... ‘ya di ya di ya ya People cannot accept that some things happen by accident They need to believe that someone is controlling things ya di ya di ya ya’


There you go. Yet, again for the upteenth time, someone stuck a pseudo-scientist (so it must be true) on television to explain that anybody who suspects that politicians and the corporate media may be telling lies is mentally unwell.


And the difference between that and what they used to do in Soviet Russia is?

How about sticking someone on tele to explain the psychology of people who credulously accept everything they are told by proven liars because they can’t deal with even the slightest possibility that their lives are not their own and that they are actually controlled by a bunch of cunts?

Now that would be genuinely interesting and ground-breaking stuff.

Unsurprisingly, I’m one of those people who believes that the Stevens investigation into Diana’s death isn’t the end of the story; not because I’m mentally unwell but because the investigation was bollocks. And at £3.6m quite expensive bollocks at that.

Unlike the popular portrayal of ‘conspiracy theorists’ in the media there are a lot of people who have questions about events such a Diana’s death without having formulated fully-fleshed alternative accounts of what happened and why. They simply have questions about inconsistencies and irregularities in the mainstream account.

And, simply doing a hatchet job on a couple of selected alternative theories about what happened and why is not the same thing as answering inconsistencies and irregularities in the mainstream account.

Consequently, taking the Diana investigation as an example, whether she was pregnant or engaged is totally irrelevant. Even if she were that wouldn’t prove that there was foul play and certainly has no impact on the narrative of what was supposed to have happened on the night that she died. So why bother investigating it?

I haven’t read Lord Stevens' report yet but, based on the press coverage, I suspect that it has done relatively little to answer key questions about that night…

  • Why is there no CCTV footage? (and I’m mindful of the absence of footage from 9/11, 7/7 and the Stockwell Shooting)
  • Why was the tunnel cleaned straight after the crash?
  • Why did Diana’s bodyguard let a supposedly pissed man drive? And incidentally what’s all that crap about him losing the ability to communicate in the short term after the crash and his memory in the long term?
  • Why did it take over an hour for the ambulance to take Diana four miles to the hospital?
Plus special bonus questions that seem kind of relevant but outside the scope of any forensic examination of the night of the accident...
  • Who was leaking all the unattributed disinfo bullshit in the days after the crash and why – stuff about car speedos being frozen at high speed, horse shit like that?
  • Why has it taken ten years for an inquest to be held?
  • Why did the official coroner step down from the inquest?
  • What was the important announcement Diana told friends she was going to make the next day?
  • The aborted Burrell trial?!!

As it happens, I’m personally not too bothered if members of our ruling elite really are butchering each other. That’s one less Inbred, born to a life of undeserved, unearned privilege, as far as I’m concerned. What does concern me is that people cannot ask reasonable questions about what they are told without having corporate whores label them as being mentally defective.

There is also a lesson in all of this for people pressing for an inquiry into 7/7 and one that I think, in fairness, has already been learned by some. If something untoward really did take place on 7/7 the easiest way to piss in the pool would be to surreptitiously promote a whole mass of confusing and contradictory alternative accounts of what happened that day. And then a couple of years down the line it would be easy enough for a supposed independent inquiry into 7/7 to focus on a few of those bullshit theories rather than address the actual weakness (e.g. this little snippet) in the ‘Official Narrative’.

This is what happened with 9/11 and as US public scepticism of the official account of 9/11 has grown over the last five years, more and more bullshit has been fed into the mix.


And now that Lord Stevens has finally put all those conspiracy theories about Princess Diana to rest I presume he's available to head up the next fully independent inquiry that needs doing. Or maybe they'd get Lord Butler in. Or Lord Hutton..


The Hutton report.


6 comments:

t-mix said...

Reading a bit on Wikipedia about Lord Hutton really makes me wonder what's going on and why most people don't seem to give a damn...

In un(?)related news: England is building an army of bees to take over the world.

Stef said...

Quite an excellent resume, eh?

Love the bee story BTW, thanks

Daniel said...

I saw two former detectives on the Richard and Judy show ages back talking about their involvement in the Diana investigation and they made the following pertinent points.

- Diana was on the verge of representing a Palestininan charity which was going to be major embarrassment to Isreal/USA/the British Establishment
- Consequently, Diana was removed from the picture with the collaboration of MI5 and the French Secret Service, presumably because if they didn't Mossad would.
- Becuase some of this evidence was/is highly sensitive and credible especially regarding Andre Paul (despite conveniently not finding 'mainstream' exposure') they claimed the result of the inquest would most probably be whitewashed.

Me personally, I'm not sure what to believe. However, one things for certain, she's dead and its all highly suspicious given the Middle Eastern angle which might have been the titanium straw which broke the camel's back.

Stef said...

Nope, I don't pretend to know what happened either

So what does that make people like us?

Just because some people think that someone, in this case the government, may be lying to them how does that qualify them as being 'conspiracy theorists'?

Sceptical or paranoid maybe but a conspiracy theorist?

Daniel said...

Indeed, though sometimes the notion of 'No smoke without fire' is rather blatant.

Another 'conspiracy' comes to mind is 'Roswell'.

If a US military air ballon crashed in the desert why did the USA pay the Russians billions of dollars in $ hard currency, at the end of the Cold War, for all their files on Roswell?

This was something an academic found out by accident when researching during the early 90s within the recently opened up Soviet archives. The US Govt had recently signed in the guestbook and one of the librarians told him that they had come to buy all the files on Roswell for a LOT of money...

Add to this, amongst other things, the secretly recorded FBI wiretaps in the US archives of Marilyn Monroe discussing JFK's conversations with her about dead alien bodies the US had in storage and you get some more intriguing loose ends...

What the hell does it all really mean? God knows. Though it does make me wonder if the US and global status quo have brilliantly turned the greatest secret in human history, for right or wrong, into a nutty, fringe 'joke' of an issue. If they can do this to such grandiose topics as 'the proof of other life in universe' (albeit with the implicit complicity of society), getting rid of Diana, JFK or whoever and creating an elaborate if shaky cover story is a piece of piss.

Stef said...

My gut feel with the alien thing is that it was thrown up to distract people from something else - be it military testing or something altogether more intruiging.

But who knows

The point is that shifty behaviour deserves to be questioned wherever and whenever it occurs

There's nothing mental about that