Mainstream Conspiraloons #129 - Baron West of Spithead

Lord West of Looney Tunes

"Some of the measures that we have put into place in the past 15 months have made us safer, but that does not mean that we are safe"

"The threat is huge. It dipped slightly and is now rising again within the context of 'severe'.

"There are large complex plots. We unravelled one, which caused damage to al-Qaeda and the plots faded slightly.

"However, another great plot is building up again, which we are monitoring.

"We have done a great deal to protect ourselves and to look after our water supplies, our resilience, underground trains, our preparedness and communications.

"We have done all the things that we need to do, but the threat is building - the complex plots are building."

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Political Puppets ...now available in Black

Back again

After a couple of weeks away in the Boondocks I returned home to discover that billions of people around the world appear to be gripped by post-election euphoria...

Key triumphant as Clark era ends

The astute voters of New Zealand can now look forward to a future of glittering prosperity, packed with the kind of economic 'reforms' much beloved by the likes of the IMF and the World Bank, delivered by an ex.(?) employee of the Federal Reserve

There really is nowhere to run to

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Meanwhile, in the wake of a only slightly less globally significant election, quite a few people appear to be whacking off deliriously at the prospect of America's first Blackish President

President-Elect Barack Obama

Yay!

Presumably, the people who think that Obama's election is going to change anything are the same kind of fucknuts who thought that the election of Margaret Thatcher 30 years ago heralded a new era in gender equality or who didn't feel like vomiting when exposed to the 'Things Can Only Get Better' mediawankfest that accompanied the 1997 General Election

As it happens, clips of people dancing in the Millennium Dome to 'Things Can Only Get Better' in 1997 are thin on the Internet - I suspect eternal, irredeemable shame has got something to do with it - and I've only been able to locate this partial record put up by a Labour Party droid...





One comment underneath that clip's page on Youtube really did bring out the misanthrope in me. Does any species capable of supporting even a solitary individual as stupid as this really deserve to survive...

"The Conservatives may be leading in the polls at the moment, however, would David Cameron be able to take on the world banking system like Gordon Brown has? I think not..."


Fast forward back to 2008 and anyone who expects true change for the good from a President-elect who surrounds himself with psychos like Emanuel, Volcker or Brzezinski truly is an uttter, utter fucknut

One comment I saw over at Lord P.'s blog sums up my own feelings about the US Presidential Election nicely...

"What happens when you replace a sociopathic lunatic with an eloquent, sane man who espouses the exact same policies?

The Daily Mash

A very good question imho. One we're about to find the answer to

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Intermission

There now follows a brief-ish intermission, for a week or two, as I head over to Corfu for a well-earned break and to rub shoulders with any media moguls, members of genocidal banking dynasties, billionaire gangsters, eye-patch wearing super villains and senior British politicians who might accidentally, coincidentally happen to be there

The Disco Volante

Toodles...

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I have seen the face of God...

and today's whimsical retro film clip comes from Network...




People of a certain age, my age, grew up with stuff like this. Not that it changed anything...

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Just how f***ing stupid do They think We are?!!

Ages ago, I tried to formulate the ultimate Daily Mail news story of the future. A story which encapsulated all the establishment-promoted fears which are being used to herd people towards the security state.

And, at the centre of that story, I imagined the ultimate threat to our sacred way of life and freedoms being something along the lines of a crazed immigrant paedophile jihadist; with a nail bomb under one arm and a small blue-eyed boy under the other




There's a post about it somewhere at the arse end of this blog a few years back

In all honesty, I never imagined that the establishment's War on Terror bollocks factory would ever believe that it was in a position to actually seriously promote something so OTT

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I just got this email from a non Loon chum


have a look at this article, written by two people:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4959002.ece

"Link between child porn and Muslim terrorists discovered in police raids"

First two paragraphs say one thing; the following paragraphs, particularly the sixth, say ooh, actually it might not be true after all, they are looking into it.

Comments are interesting.


yes, they are

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Thought for the Day

and today's Thought for the Day comes from Harry Lime





...actually, 500 years of democracy, peace and brotherly love produced the cuckoo clock and a great big fuck-off bill

Just in case any fellow Loons still aren't up to speed with this thing, this is what's going on

• Banks engaged in billions/ trillions/ quadrillions of of nonsense paper trades amongst each other
  

• Our governments are now in the process of honouring the debts and liabilities arising from those nonsense trades
  

• Governments are underwriting the debts and liabilities of those trades with the income that will be extracted from our future labours. Those fuckers are mortgaging and swopping all our futures like casino chips
  

• Because the bank trades weren't based on anything real, the resulting debts and liabilities potentially exceed the value of everything in the known universe, plus interest

• The current system is fucked

• It will not die easy or voluntarily

None of the above is LoonTalk©, a Loon would add...

• This was all encouraged and manufactured deliberately

Here's the link to the full version of Harry's timeless soliloquy, featuring my personal favourite line...

"You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays."





Best British film ever? 'course it is

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Competition Results 16/10/08

Monday 13th October 2008

Blogger paul said... So how long do you give it? I see 4 or 5 full days of uninterrupted growth in confidence.
What price can you put on the feel good factor?
13 October 2008 16:06


Blogger Stef said...
oh at least, maybe even as many as six or seven
price wise, I'd say feel good has got to be worth at least 30 or 40 billion pounds a day
remember, they're not worth as much as they used to be
13 October 2008 16:14

Not Monday 13th October 2008

According to the ancient and sacred rules of The Price is Right Blogger Paul wins!!*


I'm not sure that the human brain, even the Conspiraloon brain, has the capacity to fully comprehend just how very, very shit, and consistently very, very shit, mainstream media commentary truly is

* = All winnings payable in non-existent, naked short-sold HBOS share certificates

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All not well in Middle Earth

♫ Shiny Happy People ♫

There's a distinct possibility that I'll be moving to New Zealand in a few months

It's not the easiest of countries to get a visa for as they're very picky about who they'll let in. You have to prove you don't have criminal record, prove that you have no serious chronic medical conditions and prove that you'll be able to support yourself. Oh yes, and it costs money. Lots and lots of filthy, lovely money

There is, of course, also the outside possibility that the person checking your visa application plugs your name into Google to see what they find. So I'd better be careful what I write

Imagine an anthropologist with a twisted sense of humour kidnapping the population of a fair-sized Northern English town and marooning them on a remote island in the middle of the South Pacific for 150 years ... New Zealand

Fair enough, most people say. New Zealand is after all a paradise on Earth. A completely undeveloped island(s) packed with cheery, colourful native folk, where no-one works in an office or lives in a tedious, soul-crushing suburb and everyone spends their time engaged in extreme sports and swimming with whales. A land of harmony and prosperity which has turned its back on US-led militarism and where the grass really is greener

Houses apparently cost about the same as a small family car

The Force is indeed strong in the New Zealand Tourist Board

Christchurch city centre

However, every now and again a friend will send me a link to something on the web which indicates that all is not well in the Land of the Long White Cloud

Here's an extract from today's latest arrival...


"Looks like it's as bad as London down there now!!!!! You may be interested in today's most emailed stories from Stuff.Co.NZ:

1. Blaze residents fire up at media

2. Tetraplegic man's body found in river

3. Korean tourist's body exhumed from water-logged grave

4. Company fined over $100,000 for ditch death

5. Bail for two charged with Tauranga stabbing

6. Ex-St John manager guilty of child porn charges

7. Police woman quits over assault allegation

8. Name suppression refused for sex offender

9. Two die after suspected norovirus outbreak

10. Parents tell of gentle son killed in 'heinous' attack



In the immortal words of Martha and the Vandellas, there's nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide...

Come to think of it, let's have that on video




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Jim Rogers: Cash is King

It's OFFICIAL!! Executing innocent people in public is OK. Shoddy paperwork not OK

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Menezes officer changed evidence

An investigation has begun after an officer admitted changing evidence during the inquest into the death of Jean Charles de Menezes.

The Special Branch officer, named as Owen, said he deleted a line from computer notes which quoted Deputy Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dick.

The Independent Police Complaints Commission said it would investigate.

Brazilian Mr de Menezes, 27, was killed by police who mistook him for one of the failed 21 July 2005 bombers.

Owen, a surveillance officer, told the inquest the deleted line claimed Ms Dick had initially said the electrician could "run onto Tube as not carrying anything".

But on Monday he said: "On reflection, I looked at that and thought I cannot actually say that."...


Am still really, really curious how the fact that JCdM patently wasn't carrying anything when he was executed is going to be explained away

It's going to have to be something quite special

'Challenged. Shot 9-10 head' by PC Pinocchio Biggie Big Nose, aged 8 &1/2

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