Stef's Blog - a native London Southlander and unrepentant 'Conspiraloon™' who doesn't trust anyone, not even himself. Sometimes I take pictures. I also enjoy swearing immensely and think much faster than I can type, so each post comes guaranteed to include at last one confusing typo. OK?
The idyllic British countryside – now under serious threat from having its rights of way clogged by fly-tipping of unwanted establishment corpses
It would seem that, sadly, but predictably, the conspiracy ghouls are out in force already concerning the tragic death of Chief Constable Michael Todd
Personally, I think that any continued speculation about the circumstances surrounding this tragic death will serve no other purpose than to inflict needless additional suffering on his friends and loved ones
Essential British Outdoor Kit #22: Gin
Why can't people simply accept that Todd took his own life/ died accidentally, surrounded by a mound of suicide notes/ not surrounded by a mound of suicide notes, by drinking half a bottle of straight gin (no tonic or lemon) and slitting his wrists/ not slitting his wrists/ taking some pills/ throwing himself off a mountain and was clearly in a disturbed state of mind/ not in a disturbed state of mind in the days leading up to this tragedy, as already so clearly established by the mainstream media?
Essential British Outdoor Kit #37: The patented, ‘cuts when blunt’, self-wiping David Kelly pruning knife
Messiah Connoisseurs the World over will be delighted to learn that the Conspiraloon™ Alliance has just released its updated Messiah Top 10 Chart
In the wake of the ritual, and tediously formulaic, humiliation of his followers on Channel 4 last night and the fact that the World has stubbornly staggered on past his predicted end date, Michael Travesser will no doubt be comforted by the fact that he has been awarded the coveted Number One spot by the UK's leading coven of Conspiralunatics and identified as this month's One True Messiah
And We should know, We've seen a few
And remember boys and girls, when not being distracted with stories of nutcases in canoes and teddy bears or being fobbed off with bullshit whilst a group of crooked fuckers plays pass the parcel with toxic banking sludge and leaches the remaining life blood out of a critically sick financial system, never forget that anyone who espouses any kind of non-material, spiritual worldview is definitely a creepy nutcase who probably touches up small children.
Remember that and then go out and buy some shit, preferably on credit ...and no, for the life of me, I cannot quite figure out how it is that Richard, Son of Bran, didn't make it into this month's Top Ten...
Warning: No Photoshop was applied to Richard's teeth in the reproduction of the above photograph
Earlier this week, a few members of the Conspiraloon™ Alliance got caught up in some minor skirmishing on another blog (the author seems to dick around with people's comments so I'm not linking to it).
The issue in question was the author's claim that parapolitical conspiracy theorists are a) barking mad, and b) diverting resources from much more important work; specifically the overthrow of the capitalist system which, as always, is just around the corner
The author is a fan of Marx, as are some friends of mine.
I'm not. First and foremost because Marx was far too keen on centralised state power for my tastes
However, I appreciate that many people are interested in Marxism because it appears to offer a path to a fairer world and I'm not going to trash people for wanting that
As I've already commented elsewhere, one of the biggest clues that Marxists may be barking up the wrong tree with their centralising ideology and their demonisation of those of us who believe that individuals shape the world as much as impersonal socio-economic forces, is the amount of time the corporate media devotes to rubbishing parapolitical conspiracy theories (lots) compared to the amount of time it devotes to attacking Marxism (none)
All of the above is just an intro to me linking to a video clip of Noam Chomsky (I've linked to it before) talking about conspiracy theories and 9/11. The bulk of the clip consists of Chomsky spouting pseudo-scientific bullcrap, leading up to the punchline of the piece and Chomsky's thoughts on 9/11 scepticism (3:45)...
"It's diverting people from serious issues. And even if it were true, which is extremely unlikely, who cares? I mean, it doesn't have any significance."
which goes a long way to illustrating why contemporary Marxism/ 'Hard' Left ideology isn't scaring any bad guys. Far from it
edit: and thanks to anon who posted a link to this vid of Peter Dale Scott presenting a counter viewpoint to the guff Chomsky's been coming out with...
editing David's bio is rapidly turning into a popular Internet passtime for all the family
Maybe people are being a little hard on him. Imagine finding out for the very first time, probably whilst still a child, that you've been born into a dynasty that has been accused of scheming, funding and profiting from all of the world's wars since before Napoleon. It must have come as quite a shock to the system. That, and the big black demon hound following you everywhere...
Like many other people out there I’m still puzzling over just what it is that Doctor Evil!! and his associates were planning to achieve with last week’s car, er, ‘bombs’
So I thought I’d try and get hold of some of the fearsome jihadist training material available on the web so that I could develop an insight into their tactics. My first logical port of call was the Al-Hesbah website on which someone, apparently, predicted the attacks on London and Glasgow.
However, 15 seconds of in-depth research revealed that, like virtually every other jihadist site out there, Al-Hesbah is proxy hosted in the United States – Scottsdale, Arizona to be precise. So there’s just the teensy weensiest possibility of US intelligence service involvement. The second site I turned to was Youtube. The nearest thing I could find to a training video for the Glasgow attack was this…
Like the attackers themselves, I was getting warmer
Anyway, to cut a long story short, my research was interrupted by an email from a chum who sent me a link to this video which covers the tactics and execution of the attacks in more than enough detail...
"A message to my brothers in the Jihad, get a grip"
It’s overly long and the guy is clearly trying to steal Boris Johnson’s act but there are a couple of good lines
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And whilst I’m posting chilling video clips now is as good a time as any to join in with a million other people and include my own link to the Dramatic Chipmunk video – on the basis that a) it is chilling, and b) there may be five or six internet users who haven’t seen it yet…
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edit: Billy, the maker of 'A message to my brothers in the Jihad, get a grip' appears to be labouring under the peculiar impression that MI5 is not in the infiltration or disinformation business...
So, even though I'm still linking to his video, he's definitely an inhabitant of NonConspiro™ World. A world that is becoming increasingly depopulated as we fanatical conspiracy theorists infect and Conspiraloonacize™ the young and the feeble minded with our insane beliefs*, one by one. Hahahahahahaha!!
Freshly Conspiraloonacized™ children - 'Give me the child until he is seven and I will give you a Conspiraloon™'
(* = Stuff like knowing that most jihadist websites are registered and hosted in the US and the UK. That organisations like MI5 and the FBI have a track record of supporting terrorist attacks. Insane material of that nature...) .
On Tuesday I had lunch with three people I used to work with. They’re a globe-trotting bunch and for some reason (my fault probably) we got round to discussing the reach and scale of the Find Madeleine campaign...
One of my chums had just returned from a few days in Croatia and confirmed that, yes, Find Madeleine posters were all over the bus stops there, in English of course. He didn't take any photographs though :(
Another mentioned how bemused he had been to see a longish and, to his mind, totally pointless Find Madeleine video played before the start of the England v Brazil friendly at Wembley a few weeks ago
Another had just got back from the Philippines and confessed that she hadn’t seen any material there
So, based on a highly unstatistical sample, the effective radius of the campaign can be estimated as being further than Zagreb, nearer than Manila.
As for me, since I wrote a post about the Madeleine thing a few days ago, virtually everywhere I look now I’m seeing Maddie-related material that I hadn’t noticed before
I’ve started noticing it because, of course, I’m now sensitised to it. What had previously been subliminal is now visible
In fact, I’ve gone way beyond simply seeing all the explicit material that’s out there and I’ve started seeing what may be implicit connections with the Find Madeleine campaign
Are the parallels between a film about mass mind control, featuring a hero with a decorated right eye and a bizarrely overblown, creepy campaign about a missing little girl with a peculiar right eye meaningful in any way?
I’m buggered if I know
And that’s the challenge facing those of us who suspect that a little more may be going on in the world than we are led to believe. Any account or explanation for an event is essentially a series of links between a series of facts, observations and conclusions. It’s easy enough to demonstrate that many mainstream media narratives are based on suspect links to suspect facts, observations and conclusions but if you apply the same strict criteria to most alternative accounts they don’t stand up too well either.
Which is why, even though I take inordinate pleasure out of seeking anomalies in mainstream narratives, I’m too much of a wimp to ever stand behind alternative explanations – maybe I should hand in my membership of the Conspiraloon™ Alliance and form my own breakaway Conspirapussy™ Alliance
And now comes the real reason for this post…
Thanks to DE for making me aware of the magnificent obsession that is the…
A veritable treasure trove of links to Masonic and occult symbolism in TV shows such as Family Guy, The Simpsons and Spongebob Squarepants. Like DE I am not too sure just how serious the mind behind Post-Modern research is but it’s damned entertaining (if you like that sort of thing) whatever their intention is. The article entitled ‘The Simpsons, saturated with Freemasonic messages!’ is a triumph
A piece of work that is virtually impossible to describe without accompanying hand gestures. Suffice to say that it is the most perfect example of the kind of Internet Conspiracy Theory video that leaves those of us concerned about the crimes of the rich and powerful shaking their heads with dismay, as evidence of those very earthly crimes gets mixed up with everything from Biblical Prophecy to Alien Space Lizards...
9/11 Stargate - absolutely brim-full of the kind unverifiable 'connections' that are so loved by certain conspiracy theorists and also by people in the mainstream media paid to ridicule all conspiracy theorists
On the other hand, it is bloody funny. But only if the spectacle of someone connecting 9/11, Freemasons, the Great Pyramid, Alastair Crowley, Sacred Orbs. My Pet Goat, the god Pan, The Simpsons (them again), Fight Club, Alien Intelligences and The Wizard of Oz makes you laugh...
What was that I was saying about making peculiar links between things…
If you do watch it and if it starts to get too much after the first minute or so (highly likely), may I recommend fast forwarding to 8:47 when they narrator utters the immortal line ‘Now things get a little weird’. That’s by far and away the best bit…
Some wise words from the foremost classical thinkers of NonConspiro™ World...
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to something."
Edmund Burke
"Eternal complacency is the price of liberty."
Wendell Phillips, (1811-1884)
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve both."
Benjamin Franklin
“There is no safety for honest men except by believing nothing possibly evil of evil men.”
Edmund Burke (again, he was a lad)
"The greatest tyrannies are rarely, if ever, perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes." Thomas Paine
"If we become a people who are willing to give up our money and our freedom in exchange for rhetoric and promises, then that's an absolutely fantastic idea."
You may or may not have detected that there’s been one of those periodic upsurges in mainstream attacks on 'conspiracy theories' and 'conspiracy theorists'
Tony Blair’s frankly breath-taking assault on the supposedly conspiracy theory obsessed mainstream media being the most high-profile example
Yes, of course, the mainstream media is absolutely riddled with conspiracy theories. You can’t open a broadsheet or visit an on-line news portal without being deluged with articles that highlight the factual inaccuracies and omissions in the Official Accounts of 7/7 and 9/11
Bollocks
The mainstream media are not my friend, even if the biggest dickhead in the country has a go at them once in a while
However, all things considered, the continuing assault on 'conspiracy theorists' is excellent news.
Every time BBC2 or Channel 4 host a documentary that, shock horror, scientifically proves once again that mistrust of government, newspapers and corporations is a sign of mental illness I indulge myself and have a little chuckle. By their own admission, the bitches who pedal this stuff have to concede that the number of people who adhere to 'conspiracy theories' is growing…
Apparently, mental illness is contagious
There are at least a couple of good reasons, as yet unexplored by television psychologists, for why this sickness is so virulent
First off, it’s incurable. Once you’re infected it’s almost impossible to recover. If you ever discover that someone is lying to you it’s virtually impossible to ever trust them again
Secondly, the parameters of what constitutes a 'conspiracy theory' are being expanded constantly – rather like the way pharma regularly enlarges the list of what diseases are symptomatic of ‘African’ AIDS.
It’s got to a point now where anyone gifted with perfectly healthy levels of paranoia and mistrust of the interests that have subverted democracy to fuck us over and slaughter innocent people in our name is now labelled as being psychologically damaged
"Yes yer Lordship. I know's me place. I'll just sit here with me beer and fags and not be asking any 'awkward questions. I don't wanna to banged up fer being a loonie do I?"
Yup, welcome to NonConspiro™ World. A world free from vested interests, lobbies, corruption, organised crime, ruthless elites, corporate misbehaviour and dodgy intelligence operations. Everything there is to know about how NonConspiro™ World works is known
What a lovely fluffy place NonConspiro™ World is
NonConspiro™ World (artist's impression)
Apparently, some of us believe in a fantasy parallel Conspiro World™ because that helps us come to terms with a scarily random universe. NonConspiro™ World adherents are, on the other hand, rational pragmatists who can deal with frightening realities.
Yes, yes it all makes sense. I just wish I had the kind of razor sharp intellect, education, personal honesty, social standing and mental stability needed to perceive these Scientifically Proven Truths™
Of course, the crucial requirement for any good satire is that it must, whether knowingly or unknowingly, include an element of truth...
The fascinating thing about BINGOs (Big International Non Governmental Organisations) is that, with a little research, you discover that all of them stink. Which I suppose is obvious really. Otherwise they wouldn't be permitted to exist.
Now what do those five rings represent again? Oh yes, the seven continents...
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The idyllic British countryside – now under serious threat from having its rights of way clogged by fly-tipping of unwanted establishment corpses
Essential British Outdoor Kit #22: Gin
Essential British Outdoor Kit #37: The patented, ‘cuts when blunt’, self-wiping David Kelly pruning knife 
