Thursday, August 09, 2007

Urgent!!! Man Made Global Bollocks now at critical levels



Reuters have put out a story today with the headline...



"A chunk of an Arctic glacier broke into the sea and triggered a huge wave that injured 18 people on a sightseeing boat, almost all of them British tourists, Norwegian officials said on Thursday….
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The best part of the story is the very last paragraph, which reads like a cut and pasted stock phrase drafted by lawyer…



“Glaciers naturally break apart as they slide downhill but many are shrinking more quickly than usual because of global warming, blamed by almost all scientists on human emissions of greenhouse gases from fossil fuels.”



Which is all very educational but what the article neglects to mention is that it’s the middle of fucking summer


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See also the Daily Mash’s lead article on the global warming threat…




“…now we know it’s there we can easy smash it to bits with a great big fucking missile and then just get on with our lives as normal, without having to heat our houses with our own farts, or whatever else it is we are supposed to do these days.”





George Monbiot, the leading climate change activist and regular guest blogger with the Daily Mash, said he was “overjoyed” to hear that global warming was nothing to do with the human race or its modern lifestyle, and vowed to scrap his “crappy bike” immediately, and buy himself a new Jaguar and an Aston Martin “straightaway”.


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See also SolarDeathRay.com

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stef....

That blob fish....

It's not really a fish is it.

Come on, admit it, you half inched a photo of John Prescott from somewhere didn't you?

- lwtc247

Stef said...

The blobfish has its own wikipedia entry so it must be True™

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blobfish

having said that, that doesn't rule out Internet-based perverts incorrectly labeling naked John Prescott pictures

hmmm, naked John Prescott pictures...

Anonymous said...

LOL

- lw

Tony said...

A British High Court judge this week exposed nine inaccuracies in former U.S. vicepresident Al Gore's award-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth, labelling it "a political film" and calling many of its claims about climate change "alarmist" and "exaggerated."

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After viewing it himself, Judge Burton lauded Mr. Gore's film as "powerful, dramatically presented and highly professionally produced."

But he found the film blurs the line between science, politics and environmental advocacy


http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/world/story.html?id=44943ea6-410e-4285-afaf-508f9b606867

Instant classic:

"How can a judge in England make a determination on whether something is scientific fact when he has no background in it?" Ms. Serda said. "This is a judge that doesn't even know what he's talking about, he doesn't work in the field, he's not a climate scientist, he's not a peer-reviewed scientific journalist. He has no basis in order to even go forward with this decision he's making. It's just kind of silly."

Stef said...

Classic stuff indeed

Al Gore is, of course, a peer-reviewed scientific journalist