Saturday, March 29, 2008

Finsbury Park is Happy and Gay

Lord Patel has mentioned that at first glance he thought the images published of this week’s delightfully OTT police raid on Blackstock Road were actually pictures of the check-in staff at Heathrow’s new Terminal 5 getting ready to go to work in the morning...

Your friendly Metropolitan Police force - why deal with a problem when it's only small scale when you can sit back for a few years and then go really over the top lulu mental bananas instead?


Personally, the sight of 600 police all crammed together in an unfeasibly small area and butched-up in gear clearly sourced from the small ads in the back of Soldier Civilian Contractor of Fortune or Leather Daddies’ monthly reminded me of something else

But I couldn’t put my finger on what straight away


"On second thoughts, if we're going to raid some hooky mobile phone shops in Finsbury Park, we'd better make that six hundred..."


First off, I thought maybe I was thinking of a scene from an old Busby Berkeley musical...




But no, not enough helmets, too many sequins

Then I thought maybe I was reminded of a scene from
The Producers...



Too much thigh, too many women

But I was getting close

And then the penny dropped…


The Leiebstandarte Ian Blair


and remember, it's only subliminal if you don't notice

.

16 comments:

Tony said...

Police Raid In Islington: Sarkozy And Brown Not Arrested

Anonymous said...

And it is Leibstandarte. "Lieb" is "Lovely", "Leib" is "Personal" (lit. "Bodily").

And Standarte is a Regiment, btw.

Stef said...

lol

I never get my 'i's and 'e's the right way around in English, let alone German

or maybe I really do think it's lovely ;)

The Antagonist said...

Why the fuss and the deployment of 600 state tooled-up state stormtroopers?

'Stochastic theory' -- which boils down to 'shit happens, what are you going to do?' -- states that it must of course be a pure coincidence that Gordon BrNWO and Nazi Sarkozi and their entente formidable were just around the corner in the Arsenal Arab Emirates stadium that promotes Israel as a family tourist destination.

It doesn't take a wild imagination to picture the fat Scottish controller that nobody elected leaning over and whispering in the shell-like of Sarkozi, "About those riots and all that dissent you lot keep experiencing, watch this."

Shutter said...

"About those riots and all that dissent you lot keep experiencing, watch this."


Ah Yes! But who is/are the "racaille"?

Love the Nuremburg rally picture, understand your problem with spoiling, can never remember whether it's Lenny Henry or Leni Reifenstahl.

The really dreadful thing is - it isn't funny, as Mr de Menezes discovered.

Stef said...

whilst on the subjects of shitty translations, Nicolas Sarkozy and light-handed community policing I can't help but think it peculiar that there has been no English language follow-up to this story in Le Figaro fingering Sarko the Sayanim as a former(?) Mossad operative

I guess that oversight is purely due to the fact that his new wife's tits are much more interesting

Stef said...

The really dreadful thing is - it isn't funny, as Mr de Menezes discovered.

not funny at all

but I'll be fucked if I'll be scared of them

Stef said...

scratch that

we'll all be fucked if we'll be scared of them

Stef said...

can never remember whether it's Lenny Henry or Leni Reifenstahl

hint: Leni Reifenstahl is funnier

Stef said...

If proof of that last statement is required...

1. Watch any random 42 seconds of Triumph of the Will / Triumph des Wellins

then

2. Watch Lenny's latest advert for Premier Travel Inns ...dumbstruck

Count how many times you laughed whilst watching each

or as one appreciative YouTube commentator said...

'was that man ever funny?'

Merkin said...

Hi Stef, was sure this must have surfaced in your omniscient periscope.
.
http://www.jibjab.com/view/235229
.
Maybe not, and I am speaking to the wrong sailors (heaven forbid).
Only joking.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA

BEACHY AT 3ARGUIDOS SAYS:

THE MCCANNS CAN BE TRIED IN ABSENTIA.

NO - THEY CAN'T CAUSE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN CHARGED WITH ANY CRIME. RIBEIRO THE CHIEF OF POLICE IN PORTUGAL STATED THAT THEIR ARGUIDO STATUS MEANS "PERSON TO BE ELIMINATED" AND THE STATUS OFFERED MORE PROTECTION THAN WITNESS STATUS.

BEACHY COMES OUT WITH COMPLETE S H I T E HERE IT IS:

"IM JUST AN OLD WOMAN WHO IS ILL. "

YAH - IN THE HEAD

"I LOST MY CHILD TO AN ABDUCTOR."

WELL, WHERE ARE THE NEWSPAPER CUTTINGS???? STRANGER ABDUCTION THEN KILLING IS NEWSWORTHY. PROVIDE THE NEWSPAPER WITH THE HEADLINES.

BEACHY IS A PAEDOPHILE AND A PERVERT LIVING OUT HIS FANTASIES ON THE 3 ARSES FORUM.

Anonymous said...

BJR AT 3ARGUIDOS SAID:

ALL ABOUT *THE3ARGUIDOS*

I have read this thread and feel that some of you are so upset in the way the forum is being run. My aim was to have an impartial forum, where pros, antis, fencesitters and even those that had no interest in the case to join and participate in debate of various nature. For the last 6 months I and many of the other mods have put our lives on hold to offer this to you. I am not asking for your sympathy or laying emotional blackmail on you, but I have forsaken family, friends and other interests because I have been on this forum practically 24/7 in order to bring this to you. Many nights I am here still logged on til 2 am in the morning and back here by about 9 am, perhaps it is time for me to have a think and perhaps get on with my life and just become a member of this forum.

My personal view on this is that the moment a pro posts up a thread or steps out of line and we jump straight down on them and start banning them and chucking them out the door that is the day we are admitting that we don't like or respect their views. And that is not what I want or see as an impartial forum. In all honesty I have seen attacks throughout this forum from both sides of the fence and my interpretation of impartiality is that no matter who the poster is and no matter from what side of the argument they come from, they should be treated equally.

Yes a thread was moved here to the lounge yesterday by a mod and yes I moved it back, why because the person that posted the thread was classed as some as being antagonising but putting my impartial hat on as admin I felt that they should have had the right to have their say in the Justice for Madeleine Forum. Now I am being accused of losing spunk, not caring and undermining mods. Sorry that you are all feeling that way, and I will not be logged on this weekend because I have a lot of thinking to do as to whether I wish to carry on in my Admin Role. This forum will not be dissolved, should I decide to step down, I am sure that Nbrado or one of the other Mods will step into my shoes and take over and keep this forum running. That decision will be down to the others and I will not have any say in it whatsoever, the only thing I will be doing is sorting out the transfer, which will not affect members in the slightest. Whether I have made decisions over the last view weeks that in some eyes have been incorrect, to them I apologise but I honestly thought I was being impartial.

I will let you all know what I have decided as soon as I have got things clear in my mind. Thank you for being patient and I will see you soon.


IT’S TOO LITTLE TOO LATE BJR.

http://forums.hostgator.com/showthread.php?t=28899


YOUR NAME IS ON THE INVOICE FOR THE FORUM. YOU ARE THE PERSON WHO IS CULPABLE FOR ANY LIBELLOUS COMMENTS AND THREATENING BEHAVIOUR. YOURS IS THE FORUM MADE UP OF THE MOST VILE, PSYCHOTIC, SELF-OBSESSED INDIVIDUALS THAT ROAM THE EARTH WHO THINK THEIR ACTIONS ARE ACCEPTABLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE FELLOW FORUM MEMBERS PATTING EACH OTHER ON THE BACK AFTER EVERY DEPRAVED UTTERANCE.

NBRADO MADE THREATS TO HIS WEB PLATFORM (ABOVE). HOSTGATOR HAS CHOSEN TO PLACE THIS FALL OUT INTO THE PUBLIC DOMAIN.

“NBRADO IS AN IDIOT. NBRADO IS EVERY HOSTS NIGHTMARE. NBRADO IS ALSO AN INTERNET SPAMMER.

THE3ARGUIDOS HAS BEEN RE-SOLD FROM HOSTGATOR TO THE PLANET, WHICH IS A NON-CONFIDENTIAL, PUBLIC PROXY SERVER. MEMBERS PERSONAL DETAILS AND BANK DETAILS ARE NOT SECURE WITH THIS WEB HOST.

Oh, and CarlyMichelle, from Tasmania didn’t appreciate being informed about the Hostgator situation and NBRADO’s reputation. But as long as it is “stateside” everything is supposedly above board. She wasn't keen on the shoe thread either. Maybe she's a flip-flop person.

CarlyMichelle is the greatest libeller at The3arguidos. She has made continual threats of violence in several threads at against various people in real life and she has named them. These threads have been shown to the Police and Lawyers, who are in the process of compiling a dossier.

THREE CHEERS FOR CARTER RUCK

Anonymous said...

If you want proof that Baronstu/Logicman, at the3arguidos and lots of other aliases are setting rotten seeds and trying to discredit the UK with their propagandas, please PM Baronstu. He has another main political arm and he uses the name Bald Tony. Baronstu is a fundamentalist republican activist and fundraiser for George Bush and he works for Infotek, Nashville, Tennessee. The proof is that he posts from this trading address. This is where the surplus funds from the3arguidos will finish up – a forward forecast has been estimated - £9,000 per month from members donations. Baronstu only cares about the money and rarely speaks about Madeleine.

P.S.

How long do you think it takes to accummulate 2000 members to a forum. It was instantaneous in this case. If there *really* were that many genuine members, the posting rate would be a lot swifter than the current snail's pace.

lwtc247 said...

Lenny Henry was of course funny. He HAD to be becasue he was Britains first establishment Black comic.

Admit it, 5 year old humour of pulling silly faces and making peacock noises is actually the sign of comic genius.

As for the 600 state fascist bovver boys - unlike Lenny's condition, at least we can still try and do someting about trying to change it.

Stef said...

Hi Stef, was sure this must have surfaced in your omniscient periscope

nope it didn't - and my gaydar doesn't appear to be working either