It is now widely known that Lemmings do not actually commit mass suicide
Unlike British policemen
I'm starting to lose count but I think that's four so far this week
maybe whatever dark, destructive ailment that's been affecting our military police over in Iraq is now spreading to their civilian counterparts over here
maybe it's all just a coincidence
but we Loons hate Coincidences Theories
and on a less perplexing and more amusing note, this story (rated as being one of BBC Dorset's top news stories on the page reporting the death of Inspector Neil Monro) has its amusing moments - as any story featuring cross-dressing kleptomaniac postmen would naturally do...
the postie in question has not (so far) topped himself