It is now widely known that Lemmings do not actually commit mass suicide
Unlike British policemen
I'm starting to lose count but I think that's four so far this week
WTF!?
maybe whatever dark, destructive ailment that's been affecting our military police over in Iraq is now spreading to their civilian counterparts over here
maybe it's all just a coincidence
but we Loons hate Coincidences Theories
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and on a less perplexing and more amusing note, this story (rated as being one of BBC Dorset's top news stories on the page reporting the death of Inspector Neil Monro) has its amusing moments - as any story featuring cross-dressing kleptomaniac postmen would naturally do...
the postie in question has not (so far) topped himself
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completely unrelated but interesting article - http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23455129-details/Town+hall+spies...+More+than+850+informers+are+snooping+on+tax+cheats+and+fly-tippers/article.do
I simply cannot imagine why somone would do such a thing - wee bairn 'n all.
Unless of course there is some bad thing going on in the background. Pity us loons have little to go on.
It's the kid and the millions of others across the planet I feel very sad for.
completely unrelated but interesting article
good one, thx
as it happens my mum got a letter from her local council a few weeks ago warning her that being eligible for a single occupant discount on her council tax bill meant that the council reserved the right to set private investigators on her to make sure she was telling the truth
the council has no reason to doubt my mother's word but I guess the c*nts in the local town hall decided that it's best to intimidate little old ladies just to be on the safe side...
PI's against pensioners. Jeeeez. Every time I think the UK has hit rock bottom along comes something to prove me wrong. Bring forth the revolution ( - or is it too late???)
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