Everyone in New Zealand has been very, very naughty

And thank you Noel for sending me that article from The Press about last weekend's Bonfire Night holocaust in New Zealand, including the memorable line...

The Government had warned that people should be on their best behaviour this year if they did not want to have their access to fireworks restricted




And there was me thinking that once I finally manage migrate over there I wouldn't have anything to moan about ever again

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