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To commemorate the news that the Independent Police Complaints Commission has ruled that no-one was responsible for an innocent man being shot in the face 6/ 7/ 8/ 9 times and then subject to a cynical campaign of slander and vilification after he was executed, the Conspiraloon Alliance has just added a nifty new item to its range of fashion leezureware...




A matching stick-on beard and web browser cache full of kiddie porn are also available as optional accessories

And if you order before Christmas we'll circulate stories that you are a wanted rapist, illegal alien and crack fiend to the newspapers at no extra charge

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