How much TERROR!! can you handle?

Personally I’ve never paid to much attention to astrology but maybe there is something to it. After all, if you decide to exclude the possibility of collusion and deliberate planning maybe it's worth exploring if there is something cosmically significant about the first week of July that leads to a clustering of TERROR!!ist incidents and TERROR!! trial verdicts. Verdicts like this one for example…

Man guilty over cartoon protests

And this one

Man jailed over terror cell plans

And not forgetting this one…

Flour Power Jury Still Out

OK, the verdict hasn’t actually been announced on that last case – maybe the jury is stuck trying to figure out how they can convict four people for conspiring to commit murder when the charges of ‘conspiring to cause explosions’ have been dropped

Bombers who were conspiring to commit murder without using any bombs…

Hmmm, maybe they were planning to TERROR!!-fy people to death

(Just to be clear - Personally, I think people who call for the death of ordinary British soldiers and travel around on public transport with dummy bombs do need locking up. Because, even though I have my own doubts about the role of our governments, security forces and other interests in all the bullshit and mayhem of the last five or six years, I’m equally appalled by the behaviour of losers who help to perpetuate that bullshit by playing into the hands of those vested interests)

No doubt Coincidence Theorists will maintain that the recent glut of closely-timed TERROR!! incidents and court cases is entirely accidental and certainly doesn’t tie-in with the second anniversary of the explosions in London two years ago

Yeah, and Osama bin Laden was behind last week's attacks...

and in answer to the question 'How much contempt does The Times have for the intellect of its own readers?' my first answer would be 'A lot'

On top of the anniversary of the 7/7 murders tomorrow, we’re also going to be treated to the spectacle of Live Earth

(from The Daily Mash)

So, as well as having a bunch of bastards making political capital out of the death of 56 people in London two years ago (whilst conveniently ignoring the fact that 56 murders is equivalent to a quiet Wednesday afternoon in Baghdad these days) we’re also going to be assaulted with another bunch of bastards parading their virtue on a global stage, attempting to TERROR!!-fy the young and the dumb into believing that taking it up the rear end from unaccountable global government is going to save the planet

Me, I’ll be sitting in a park as far away from all this bollocks as possible, working through a four pack. Maybe two... Maybe ten...

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edit: this just came to my attention by way of the Conspiraloon Central blog - vintage Bill Hicks on the psychology of accepting deliveries via the tradesmen's entrance...

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