Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Say hello to my little friend


OK, here’s my latest selection of questionable links that I’d like to share with you, my beautiful friends from all over the World

… though it’s going to be hard to top either the Brick Testament or Bozeta’s combined Alsatian stud farm / Sean Connery tribute page that I rustled up last time

Some videos first…

Al Pacino in Scarface the Short Version – caution, contains occasional foul language

The best video I have ever seen of somebody lighting one of their own farts

Hooked on a Feeling by David Hasselhoff – a repeat link but this should watched at least a couple of times a week for maximum psychological well-being. 3.9 million satisfied customers can’t be wrong

Snuggly the Security Bear – strictly speaking only of potential interest to telephone-owing Americans but even over here in the UK Snuggly leaves me feeling all warm and, er, snuggly all over

Non-video based, more static entertainment can be found on…

The homepage of the World Toilet Organization. There’s nothing specifically super-funny here aside from the general ‘World Toilet’ concept, the tasteful logo and reading lots of articles with the word toilet in them e.g. ‘World Toilet Day is declared on November 19 of each year’ (that’s gone straight into my diary) and ‘Today on World Toilet’ and ‘Tourism and Toilets – An Australian perspective’. Definitely worth five minutes browsing of any bored, and juvenile, person’s time

A handy and concise summary of all available sick jokes about Paul McCartney’s impending divorce from an evil, gold-digging monoped can be found by way of this Flickr discussion thread here

And last but not least, a couple of interesting attempts at establishing personality cults, devoted to the perfect male form, can be found here…

Amostrado

Gunther

Pleasureman Gunther is obviously a slicker individual but there’s something about Amostrado’s innocent charm that has won me over. That and comments underneath his photos like this…

I want married. I like sex.

Visit my homepage www.amostrado.com you can host in my house. I know many beautiful places in Brazil.

I like to travel too

Internet veterans will notice some distinct echoes from Mahir’s legendary homepage of many moons back. For old time’s sake I’ve just visited Mahir’s page for the first time in a long time. Mahir has clearly matured and grown into the role of world statesman that was thrust upon him…

This is my page .......

WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

I KISS YOU !!!!!

" I love prophet MUHAMMED (s.a.v) and I would die or shed my blood for him and the ALLAH (c.c)-God. He is light has been sent for the whole humanity and the universe. Whoever doesn’t acknowledge him or doesn’t like him or doesn’t get his light loses. I acknowledge that Jesus (who is also one of the Prophets of the ALLAH (c.c)God and also a human) and Moses have been sent by the ALLAH(c.c)God and I love them and respect them. All Muslims also think same as I do. I and all muslims respect other people religions and their holys and please respect my and all mulims religions and holys you too.

Mahir for World President now

OK, maybe Vice President

4 comments:

Simon Pietroni said...

And it seems to me
That you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind

Anonymous said...

And talking about Brazil, what do you think of this Brazil Guide

Noel said...

Please play http://www.worldtoilet.org/game/urgent.swf

Contest Two: "Tell Us" series
Starts on 1st January 2002 and ends on 31st March 2002.

Tell us your views on these questions:

* A) Tell us why you think people draw graffitti in toilets?
* B) Tell us why you think people dirty the toilet?
* C) Tell us what do you think the government should do about toilets?
* D) Tell us if you see someone splashing water all over, what should you do?


20 winning entries will be selected.
Each winner wins a 'Mysterious' Toilet Gift.

Share your views with us now.

Classic.

Stef said...

I never knew toilets could be so interesting

OK, maybe that's not strictly true