Monday, September 24, 2007

New Customers Only pt2

Yet another satisfied Northern Rock customer

See also: 'You're a big bank, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave...'

Satisfied Northern Rock customer discussing recent corporate strategy decisions with a Northern Rock board member

etc etc


PS Best opening credits to a British film ever?

As always, I am quietly confident that everyone knows the answer to that question



Shutter said...

Xcelent fillum, Alf Roberts as the big (and I mean BIG) Baddie. In fact if he was still alive would have been a good choice for the part of Alisher Usmanov in my forthcoming Epic about Russian Oligarchs, "All your Footall clubs is ours".... " Rooney shoots to score , we shoot to Kill"

Nonetheless to portray the Northern Wrecking Crew as corrupt businessmen of the ilk of Dan Smith , Andy Cunningham,Sir John Hall as hard man Carter (with the soft heart and the stiff...) is probably a bit excessive... er ... well no it isn't.

Now that Boris Berezovsky AKA Nora Littlejohn is a British citizen ( gee thanks Claire Montgomery) perhaps he could be persuaded to add some probity and integrity by running the shop - surely he would love to sponsor the Toon Army.

Shahid said...

Can someone explain to me how Berezovsky got citizenship and Al Fayed didn't? Or should I stop asking really stupid questions?

Stef said...


Yes. Go and watch some Richard and Judy instead