edit: and whilst on the subject of banking industry look-alikes, this extract from a post in Scott Adam's blog tickled me for some reason...
Did you hear that scientists discovered a new use for men’s balls? Apparently they are loaded with stem cells.
This is great news because stem cells have potential to help against many health problems. For example, men’s balls might someday help with their strokes.
If you have balls, you have probably looked at them and wondered aloud “What else can I do with them?” Until now, their utility was limited to the following:
1. Producing sperm and male hormones
2. Target for projectiles
3. Sexual stimulation
4. Impersonating Alan Greenspan