I've just discovered that the UK has a Minister for Gambling. Andrew McIntosh is his name.
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Fabulous. Does that mean we can look forward to new government ministeries for other vices, human frailties and exploitative industries?
- Minister for Ciggies?
- Minister for Cock Fighting?
- Minister for Alco-Pops?
- Minister for Avarice?
- Minister for Up-skirt Camera Phone Pictures Taken On Public Transport? (the Japanese have one of those already)
- Minister for Those Middle-Aged Blokes Who Dress Up In Nappies And Pay Semi-Retired Prostitutes To Wash Them?
- Minister for Chart Ring Tones
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