Exciting news today with the launch of Britain’s very own FBI-style national crime fighting unit – the Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA).
Another fine example of our government working for us.
- Drop your national pants for ten years and let your country become a haven for some of the nastiest criminals on God’s earth
- Accuse anybody who gets upset about that of being either a racist or paranoid
- Finally acknowledge the scale of the issue you created
- Set up an expensive police agency to deal with the problem - in the certain knowledge that it wont
The comparison being made between SOCA and the FBI is particularly amusing, given that the FBI did roughly nothing about organised crime, especially the Mafia, in the 48 years J Edgar Hoover was in charge. On the other hand, Himmler’s, sorry Hoover’s FBI was more than effective when it came to putting together personal blackmail files on any public figures Hoover deemed to be un-American. Hoover writing to Martin Luther King and suggesting that he commit suicide or else be exposed as an adulterer was a particular high point in the history of the war on organised crime.
Anyway, given that Hoover was allegedly a homosexual transvestite who liked to be referred to as Mary when attending Mafia organised fuck parties there clearly is one outstanding candidate to head up Britain’s own FBI equivalent...
He likes wearing dresses and is a complete whore when it comes to taking money to speak for dubious causes; be it the Euro or bollocks government initiatives.
He’s made for the job