Saturday, November 22, 2008

Compulsory Redundancy

Hot off the Press from Conspiraloon Alliance Central...


Mr Rauf before he was given his jotters

'Suspected' terrorist and 'alleged matermind' Rashid Rauf is 'reported' to have been killed by 'a suspected United States drone', the guardian cautiously informs us.

A great blow in the war on terror or merely a lightening of the load on our over burdened public purse?

Which ever it is, it seems we will now never know the shocking, chilling truth behind the transatlantic liquid bombing plot which our government has so singularly failed to prove existed.

It is hard for the civilised human mind to encompass this man's awesome potential for destruction. What kind of evil genius could carry out such an enterprise? What crazy plans was he hatching as he wandered in and out of police custody?

It is our tragedy that a monster of his talents worked for our enemies.

If only we had people like that on our side!

Winter Patriot fills in the details of the West Midlands pimpernel far better than we, or the hated mainstream media, ever could.

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26 comments:

Merkin said...

Shocking and Chilling.

Stef said...

and Very Real

in an unimaginable kind of way

Merkin said...

PS I had man-flu recently and was scared to buy the the Only Known Solution in case I was lifted for having possession of said solution..

Instead, I went ti the local Pakky shop bearing my credentials. I told them that I was a frequent visitor to LWTHC/24/7 and would that be sufficient?

Was that feck sufficient.
Everyone is scared.
The result?

The local police station had me do a super hot curry with the warning that 'any bum burners' will be treated as 'being in control of a trafficked substance' (or something similar).

Fortunately, i included a bit of that Indian asafoteida - good for the stomach - and I have escaped for the moment.

Only a matter of time.

As a bit of camouflage, I bought some Italian Flat Bread - with butter and spices and herbs.

I can play guitar and, sometimes, accordian and I look Nordic.

I may be OK, in the meantime.

The Antagonist said...

Shocking and Chilling.

Merkin beat me to it. Chilling to the marrow.

The Antagonist said...

and Very Real

in an unimaginable kind of way


Never was much danger of a conviction on the basis of the jury being able to imagine the unimaginable. Imagine the burden of proof required to convince anyone that people were conspiring to achieve something that cannot even be conceived in the mind of man.

Targeted assassination appears to have taken on a new dimension, even though all States deny they ever do such things.

Next week they'll announce the names of the two guys they were trying to assassinate in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

And remember, possession of a CD is terrorism.

Maybe its time we redefined the definition of 'real'.

paul said...

we can narrow it down to the very real, if that's any help

Stef said...

The sheer mass of chilling plots now being heaped upon us is clearly starting to take its toll

The Antagonist said...

Chillingly very real. And completely unimaginable, to those living in sunnier climes.

The poor British marrow. I don't think it's going to cope very well with these unprecedented levels of global warming.

Stef said...

My current working theory is that ACP (Anthropogenic Chilling Plot) emissions are now canceling out the impact of AGW, which would explain news like this...

Global Sea Ice: now same as 19-freaking-79

though this is, of course, only a temporary effect and some kind of naturally-induced, New Ice Age is definitely not on the cards...

So I would make the specific prevision that 1) a seasonal cycle will show up in sea ice data and 2) due to 1) the october/november increase and the may/june decrease of seaice will become bigger and faster. I might check that with CMIP model data but I am pretty sure that this is what the model show

not anonymous said...

been snowing here in Germany for the past couple of days.

If you have google earth you can download a klm file from NSIDC and watch the ice forming nicely over the Arctic.

Apparently there was record ice loss during melt season but now there is record ice gain now.

http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/

not anonymous said...

klm is the airline of course!

here is the link to the KML files
http://nsidc.org/data/virtual_globes/

Stef said...

definitely one of those completely unexpected Black Swan events

Stef said...

...and today's daily sunspot picture

it's also worth remembering that, as well as rendering users immune from economic recessions, cheap rotgut is also a cost-effective anesthetic whilst freezing to death (cf. the last reel of The Thing)

avoid the queues, buy now

not anonymous said...

oh yes Cask Strength renders one immune to all sensory stimuli,,Recession? who gives a fuck,,Al Quaedea? fuck em,,,etc etc ones cares are no more under the influence,,the catch is however that to maintain this care free nonchalant state of diminished consciousness one must keep the momentum going and the end game is insanity and an early grave!there is always a fuckin cath eh?

not anonymous said...

I prefer this guys take on the whole Global Warming debate.

Milankovitch cycles

Stef said...

Have been a bit of a fan myself since my student days

not a complete, all-encompassing, explanation by any stretch of the imagination but very few reasonable explanations are

Stef said...

as discussed on this blog previously, I would be extremely entertained if some version of this hypothesis was proved to fill in some of the gaps

as well as explaining one or two otherwise inexplicable observations, for some perverse reason, I find the idea of pole shift/ crustal displacement to be very funny indeed - probably because 99.99% of conventional earth scientists would currently rule out any such notion as being utterly bonkers

Stef said...

and for the sake of completeness I really should re-link to the Expanding Earth hypothesis - which also passes the 'so heretical it would be very, very funny indeed if it turned out to be True' test with flying colours

not anonymous said...

far out.the polar flip would be some roller coaster ride.All seems so credible when you read it on Wiki,,however we can depend on one great man to put us straight.

Global Warming Predictions. David Icke. 6th July 2008.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpnwrb-pyo

Global Warming Predictions. David Icke. 6th July 2008.

not anonymous said...

Some people will believe anything the world aint fuckin round!!

For centuries, mankind knew all there was to know about the shape of the Earth. It was a flat planet, shaped roughly like a circle, with lots of pointy things hanging down from the underside. On the comparatively smooth topside, Europe sat in the middle of the circle, with the other continents scattered about the fringes, and parts of Africa hanging over the edge. The oceans lapped against the sides of the Earth, and in places ran over, creating currents that would pull over the edge ships that ventured too far out to sea. The space beyond the edge of the world was a dark realm inhabited by all sorts of unholy beasts. Fire and brimstone billowed up from the very depths of hell itself and curled 'round the cliffs whose infinite length jutted straight down to the darkest depths . . . .

Then, in the year of our Lord fourteen-hundred and ninety-two, it all changed. For decades a small band of self-proclaimed "enlightened" individuals had been spouting their heretical nonsense that the Earth was in fact round. Citing "proof" based on nothing more than assumptions, half-truths and blind guesses, they dazzled the populace with their " . . . undeniable mathematical and scientific evidence . . . that the world is shaped not like a pancake, but an orange!"

Rightly wishing to dispel notions regarding the alleged citrus-like shape of our planet, the Church was able to either silence or execute nearly all the fanatics. But a small handful remained, continuing to spread their blasphemous speeches and to promote their heretical ideals involving the very center of the universe. One of their number, who called himself Grigori Efimovich, would later be known to the rest of the world as Christopher Columbus. Using an elaborate setup involving hundreds of mirrors and a few burlap sacks, he was able to create an illusion so convincing that it was actually believed he had sailed around the entire planet and landed in the West Indies. As we now know, he did not. What Efimovich actually did was sail across the Atlantic Ocean to a previously undiscovered continent, North America, and even then only to a small island off the coast. It took him several years more even to "discover" his blunder and claim it as a " . . . new world". But the damage had already been done, and mankind entered into what we now call its "Dark Ages" . . . .

not anonymous said...

Why a Flat Earth?
proof here.
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

The Antagonist said...

Not dead yet: British-Pakistani terror suspect still alive: lawyer

paul said...

Apparently theres something called the Pacific Decadal Oscillation thats recently flipped to its cooling phase also.
Going to be fun watching animal rights activists fighting over the last remaining fur coats, or not. :)

Antipholus Papps said...

I'm sure the immortal David Icke has made reference to the poles shifting in 2012.

If the universe is indeed nothing more than a holographic sub-conscious feedback loop, as Mr Icke also claims, then perhaps when people thought the world was flat it was.

not anonymous said...

Voluntary redundacy!!NBC "obtains" video of Ziad Jarrah, nov 22, 2008

great video that!!enjoyed that little soap.

oh boy those Al Quaeda ,,,real nasty bunch

Stef said...

Apparently theres something called the Pacific Decadal Oscillation thats recently flipped to its cooling phase also.
Going to be fun watching animal rights activists fighting over the last remaining fur coats, or not. :)


would that be this PDO by any chance?

speaking as someone planning to move down to that neck of the woods shortly I have to say that I'm delighted by the prospect of freezing my nuts off for the rest of my natural

you've got to feel sorry for all those lovable polar bears though, having to traipse across all those endless miles of ice cover in search of some open sea so they can eat