Saturday, February 16, 2008

Your most magnificent toy ever, unleashed amongst women with a vengeance

And whilst on the subject of individuals subverting Internet institutions, the subject of Jane Standley came up in a comment underneath my last post

Jane Standley is, of course, one of the BBC’s new breed of psychic-journalists who reported the collapse of WTC7 on 9/11 on live television half an hour before WTC7 fell down…





…and the only reason why we can’t see WTC7 collapse behind Jane is that her signal was abruptly, and fortuitously, cut a few seconds before the building actually dropped

All familiar stuff

What did amuse me today was noticing this suggested link on Youtube after watching a video of a prank call someone made to BBC Radio…




Yup, someone calling him/herself ‘
FreePornForEveryone’ has uploaded Jane’s video with the caption ‘Funny Clip!! Must See!!’ into Yahoo’s ‘Entertainment’ section. FPfE’s tagging is also a joy to behold, including as it does reference to Axxo (the most prolific, and most revered, movie pirate in Torrentland), lonelygirl15 and shit loads, and I mean shit loads, of other search engine bait in the video’s description…

i.e.

hamasaki utada hikaru movement revolution revolt spanish inquisition fallacy community communist revolver gun shotgun hunting deer bear dick cheney condoleeza late nite early morning hell retribution heaven free hacks cracks hax hax0r glitched glitches tricks cheats cheater cheated unfair code codes programming language languages tongue eye heart ear foot toe medical medicene doctor hand finger leg arm shoulder elbow wrist knee cap bone pelvis skull brain nose cartilage mortality mortal coil spring object everyday lord king savior emperor story segue van automobile automatic country hick redneck hillbillie hillbilly stockton sacramento dallas san francisco diego jose puto taco bell border patrol mcdonalds KFC kentucky fried chicken trans fat saturated monounsaturated polyunsaturated unsaturated peanuts food network oils cooking vine garden peaches fruits apples pears grapes banana infamous murderer killer victim historian history historical account yes no maybe so i dont know homo homosexual immigrant irrigated irrigation pipe sewer mutation ninja chemical waste plant grow shrink sun light darkness scene the cd chip micro mini macro quantum warp space drive disk star trek pizza hut dominos ecoli everybody starlet diva awards faggotz red yellow orange black blue white green purple violet ultra spectrum speculum plug one two three four five six seven eight nine weather cast crew depressing rollerskates tits vagina sex nude boobs britney spears paris hilton jordan capri honeymoon hollywood lindsey lohan girl woman lady sexy man hot stud slut fuck ass bitch nigger chink gook cracker beaner asshole shit feces death murder maim kill rape hurt pain cartoon anime naruto bleach dragonball DBZ eyeshield21 niggers nig faggot fag gay lesbian porn pornography video game hate love xbox360 PS3 PSX playstation sony microsoft nintendo wii ebay note adobe final cut apple premiere news bush republican o'reilly reilly spin factor liberal clinton iraq iran war news topless bottomless tits boobs cunt pussy titney cats dogs mice rats crocodile hunter australia japan tokyo america new york old 9/11 trade world center grand theft auto halo 1 2 3 episode 10 100 50 clitoris sexual fight boxing basketball baseball soccer tennis sports NBA NFL ESPN horror comedy drama romance ninja shinobi cosplay hentai titties boobies breasts bouncing beach bitches bikini a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z hi bye rachel amanda sarah tony dad mom aunt uncle grandma grandpa college film production drums singing american idol lost heroes discover animal planet furry yiff tupac rap rock jazz punk emo fall out boy in door panic at the disco sugar sweet pop piss christina anal blowjob bj family guy simpsons fox news online outkast birds bees christian athiest movies demonstration japanese eyes world record book yugioh detective conan case closed combo glitch maple story gunbound population global warming al gore politicians political white house jesus god war bomb nuke osama saddam k.fed fed chicken popozao po po zao concert guitar hero music cds cd method man men group jay-z ashanti myspace google aliens UFO conspiracy government denial explosion mission impossible tom cruise scientology re: reply jefferson lincoln logs ren stimpy chinese korean electric computer stopmotion stop motion go traffic cars chevy ford california south dakota texas florida michigan canada mexico mexican spanish translated games parties party drunk makeout kissing religious scandal truth real fake reality tv television game show blooper accident tag team wrestling WWE WWF NWO hulk hogan pamela anderson king of the hill david letterman jay leno late nite show dance revolution bemani drummania beatmania maniac 70s 80s 90s 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 70's 80's 90's
60's 60s 50's 50s 40's 40 pearl harbor tsunami
enron money cash bling seal cat dog bird
parakeet editing edited editor world

this method of internet subversion is one of my favourites and precisely the sort of thing our young people should be spending their time doing. I approve wholeheartedly

and, just for completeness’ sake, the BBC clip I was originally watching was this…





…a total waste of time for anyone who doesn’t have a grasp of British idiom and sense of humour less developed than a 14 year old schoolboy's

I thought it was funny

And whilst I am getting as much scat out of my system as possible, a few weeks ago I started to notice a higher than usual level of spam emails on the subject of pen15 enlargement getting through to my inbox. Naturally enough, I assumed this was part of the build-up to Valentine’s Day but I’ve continued receiving loads since then (the Mrs is trying to convince me that’s because she wrote a bulk email to a few hundred thousand random people in Central America and West Africa last month complaining about the size of my D1ck). Here’s a small sample of my favourites…



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6 comments:

Shutter said...

You mean you have been trashing all my e-mails ?

Get back to the Polyfilla and putting the Poles outta bizniz.

Stef said...

In my defence, I have been keeping an Italian comedy painter gainfully occupied for several days - he does a routine with a ladder, two open paint pots and a couple of verses from La Traviata that would have left Harold Lloyd breathless

Silence of the Flumps said...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7HHtzZBAKuw

Stef said...

yes!!

paul said...

The power of the internet lies in its ability to mobilise thousands of people worldwide to help people 'with your problem'
Talk about ungrateful

Shahid said...

Didn't think you could fit that many keywords into a youtube video... I'll have to try that myself.

(And nick the list of course)