
I was in a Halifax branch today helping an elderly relative transfer her savings somewhere else, anywhere else
There was an impressive queue of people all doing the same

A member of staff walked up to the queue and said...
'Anyone making a deposit please come to the counter over here. Anyone making a deposit?'
Everyone shook their heads

Got to the front of the queue, had a large withdrawal cheque printed and then the clerk tried to, persistently, flog us a fucking credit card
Says it all really
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