Saturday, November 06, 2010

Mainstream Conspiraloons #17 - Noam Chomsky, well sort of...

"The explicit and declared motive of the [Afghanistan] war was to compel the Taliban to turn over to the United States, the people who they accused of having been involved in World Trade Center and Pentagon terrorist acts. The Taliban…they requested evidence…and the Bush administration refused to provide any"

"We later discovered one of the reasons why they did not bring evidence: they did not have any."



Anonymous said...

But to chimpsky, it's "irrelevant" who did 9-11. I think there enough juice there for Vigilant Citizen to do one of his excellent reports. Monarch split personality programming.

Hey, remember Common Purpose? Do you think CP ideals have wormed their way into Islam?

And have a listen to this:

What was the word? Gatekeeperlicious?

Sir Wibble said...

I nominate Eric Cantona as the next Mainstream Conspiraloon...

Anonymous said...

Simple. Just catch and eat the seagulls following the trawler.

KingofWelshNoir said...

Why does he care? He said it didn't matter if 9/11 was an inside-job, so why does Afghanistan matter? Is he feeling remorse?

Hubris said...

I found this gem @ "On 11th November[11th Month] 2010, at 11 AM, in the Irish Supreme Court, [your little friend] Muad'Dib will appeal against his extradition to the U.K. for the "crime" of sending a publicly available DVD (7/7 Ripple Effect) to a judge and jury."

So @ 11am, on 11th day of the 11th month he is to appear in court - haha mental!

You couldn't make this shit up - no one would believe it if I put it in a book - "Too far-fetched", they'd say

SO: I checked to see if the Court was even sitting that day- and begorrah it is, so it is -

For Thursday, 11th November 2010
Mrs. Justice Macken
Mr. Justice Finnegan
Mr. Justice
(In the Hugh Kennedy Courtroom)
At 11 o'clock
For Hearing
143/09 MJELR v Hill

Are these guys taking the piss, or what?

Parapacem said...

Mr Chomsky, don't you say, do you?

Well, I am shocked, I tell you, shocked, to find out that fine linguist, who always talks in a an unbelievable boring voice and uses so finely crafted sentences, would get so close to conspiraloon territory, after all, didn't he say something about consipraloon moonbats and 9/11 and they should go home, or if they are home go out, at least I was under the impression I have read something like that about him in this moonbat blog.

Oh well, at least he didn't talk about imperialism and tried to fuck up the topic beyond anything you could you use against the powers that be.

stef said...

Yes, let's hear that again

Chomsky dispels 9/11 conspiracies with sheer... ...logic

stef said...

As well as being a fine linguist Noam is also, of course, frequently hailed as being one of the finest intellects of our time

I'm not sure by who exactly but I keep reading that

And only one of the finest intellects of our time could take 9 years to establish something that could have been achieved with a single mouse click