Son' Dur' Com' Un' Sas'

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I think my spam email is becoming increasingly tailored.
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A few days ago I wrote a blog about a local expression from my Mum's part of Italy:
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Son Dur Com Un Sas

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In my mum's region this expression means 'I'm tough like a stone'. In Milan, as I found to my cost, the same expresson means 'I have a rock hard erection'.
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So, I write the blog entry and next day I get this in my inbox:
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Pay for erections!!? I'm due to turn 40 in a few months and I still have more erections that I know possibly know what to do with. It's been such a problem lately that I've been actually thinking about paying someone to take them away. Christ, if there are people out there really willing to pay $19 per boner they can have some of mine at a fraction of the cost. I need never work again.
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