Blunkett's Porridge Oats - You'd have to be blind not to see how good they are
Once upon a time there were three little bears; UK Home Secretary Bear, Journalist Bear and Husband Bear.
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"Who's been stirring my porridge?" asked Husband Bear
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"Who's been stirring MY porridge?" asked UK Home Secretary Bear
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"Who's been stirring MY porridge?" asked Journalist Bear
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The answer was, of course children, that they'd all been stirring each other's porridge.
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As the very wonderful Matthew Parris said this week ...
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"It has to be asked: Should heterosexuals be permitted to occupy important or sensitive posts in our country?"
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I'd like to point out, for the record before Kimberley Quinn's diaries are published, that I am one of the handful of heterosexual men living in London who hasn't stirred David Blunkett's porridge or intends to fight a custody battle with him over the paternity of his 'natural' children. Maybe we should form a club.
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