Feeling Lonely?

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And the prize for the most professionally produced fundamentalist web site of the week goes to ...

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http://www.sistani.org/html/eng/

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Now I'm not going to sit here and type anything defamatory or slanderous about this site, oh no not me. Partly, because I'm not looking for any personalised fatwas but mostly because there's nothing in there any more deranged or extreme than my own government comes out with.

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I can think of at least three good reasons to browse this site:

• To learn a few things about the way other cultures think (worthy, but dull)
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• If you're feeling lonely, hitting this link will probably result in two years of round the clock Special Branch / NSA surveillance; culminating in your detention without trial for an additional three or four years, based on you possessing street maps of London or Washington and a handful of Chuck Norris videos clearly obtained for terror training purposes
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• The Q&A section (highly recommended) offers some handy insights into what is and isn't lawful; including surprising judgements on chess, sodomy and plastic surgery and a not so surprising statement on the position on alcohol.
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