Anti-social behaviour

Mock-up of my planned Tony Blair urinal sticker - hopefully, they'll be ready before the next election ...

There has been a lot of talk about anti-social behaviour and 'Neighbours from Hell' in the UK over the last couple of years. Much space is taken up in newspapers and television discussing how we can best put a stop to it. In my experience, the worst excesses of anti-social behaviour can often be curbed by following a simple four point plan:

1. Don't illegally invade and occupy other people's countries
2. Don't flood the country you've illegally occupied with 200,000 trigger-happy kids, barely out of school, armed with fully automatic weapons and absolutely no sense of what they're supposed to be doing
3. Don't imprison people without charge then photograph them being sodomised with lightsticks
4. Try to ease up on the number of precision airstrikes on weddings, hospitals and schools
   

Countries like Sweden, Eire, New Zealand and Canada swear by this traditionally simple, yet effective, remedy; which probably explains why the Israeli Intelligence services are constantly trying to steal their passports for their own international murder squads. My more detailed explanation for causes of several types of anti-social behaviour can be found here ...

http://www.biscuitgame.com/world/suicide/suicide.htm

Re. the Israeli agents stealing famously peaceful countries' nationalties, check this story out ...

http://www.americanfreepress.net/html/israeli_agents.html

This is a particularly good story as it features Israelis masquerading as Cerebral Palsy Victims to steal Kiwi nationality. You've got to love them, those cheeky chappies ...