Stef's Blog - a native London Southlander and unrepentant 'Conspiraloon™' who doesn't trust anyone, not even himself. Sometimes I take pictures. I also enjoy swearing immensely and think much faster than I can type, so each post comes guaranteed to include at last one confusing typo. OK?
Sunday, December 23, 2007
The latest in South London Street Fashion
To commemorate the news that the Independent Police Complaints Commission has ruled that no-one was responsible for an innocent man being shot in the face 6/ 7/ 8/ 9 times and then subject to a cynical campaign of slander and vilification after he was executed, the Conspiraloon Alliance has just added a nifty new item to its range of fashion leezureware...
A matching stick-on beard and web browser cache full of kiddie porn are also available as optional accessories
And if you order before Christmas we'll circulate stories that you are a wanted rapist, illegal alien and crack fiend to the newspapers at no extra charge
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3 comments:
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I'll go nice with my bulky jacket with wires sticking out.
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3 comments:
I'll go nice with my bulky jacket with wires sticking out.
When you have fired off , say 3 shots at zero range,is there really alot left to aim at ?
evidently yes
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